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Joke of the Day
"My wife must think I'm a god... She keeps giving me burnt offerings !"
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"Is it true there is an 'underground' organization supporting Mitt Romney? Called ""Sub-Mitt""?"
"Sad to think this is the tallest I'll ever be, barring some kind of awesome mutation."
"Mimosa's The morning after pill for an alcoholic's hangover."
"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for Old Spice'?"
"Sensible dad: I'd like to buy 3 'fleeks' & 7 'swags' for my son. ""Sir this is Urban Outfitters"" Do you have any 'baes'? ""Please leave"""
"How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top!"
"My gf is getting glasses Hey guys - my gf is getting glasses on monday and I need a couple of jokes to fire at her - please do your best "
"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies? I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini."
"Instead of an accountant, hire a philosopher to do your taxes. It's the thought that counts."