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Joke of the Day

"A girl asked me if I wanted to join her in yoga at 6 am I told her, ""namaste in bed""."

"I've spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law's killer, but no one is willing to do it."

"Ladies - how do you know if you are having a good time? When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there."

"Did you hear the guy who wrote the Friends theme song committed suicide? No one told him life was gonna be this way."

"Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."

"Why do you have to nuke siberia twice? The first one is just to break the ice."

"Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing ""Oinkers Aweight"""

"Fuuuuck yeah! (shakes pill bottle) Tonight we gonna get completely, totally... (reads label) Antifungal"

"I was laying on my SO's chest and commented on how comfortable it was... And she hits me with a ""It's like it's MAMMorey foam!"" line. I was quite impressed."

"A priest and a rabbi see a 9-year-old boy walk by The priest says ""Should we fuck him?"" ""Out of what?"" the Rabbi replies"