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Joke of the Day

"I've spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law's killer, but no one is willing to do it."

"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water.Boom-boom-chhh!"

"Porn: It's a load of bollocks."

"Why did Gandhi lose the race? I guess he got his fasts mixed up."

"What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."

"What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage"

"What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate."

"What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey? You're a prime mate!"

"Anyone remember the joke about the dwarf? Can't think right now, should be easy to remember, it was only a short one."

"The wood necromancer thought he had the upper hand when he trapped the clerics in his log cabin... But all too soon, the tables had turned."