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Joke of the Day

"Ladies - how do you know if you are having a good time? When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there."

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear? It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"I'm going to a notable restaurant tonight. I'm excited, but I don't know where I'll put my plate."

"IPHONES... When I wants to talks to someones."

"By saying you want a sandwich after sex you're letting me know you suck at sex because you expect me to be able to walk afterwards."

"I went to the zoo the other day. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."

"Last week I called a lady a watering hole... but I meant well."

"What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at? Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh"

"My 95 year old grandpa was prescribed viagra... To stop him pissing on his slippers and rolling out of bed."

"*first day as almond milk factory worker* where the tiddies at"