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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."
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"*exorcism* DEMON: *roars* PRIEST: we must restrain him! WIFE: *opens drawer* here! *tosses fuzzy pink handcuffs* PRIEST: ... DEMON: hey now"
"If only 10 people were to stay alive in this world. what number of healthy males do you think is a good number? And how many females?"
"-911 Whats the emergency? My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir? Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking?"
"What does a feminist doorbell say? Stop-oppressing-me"
"The three unwritten rules for success and hapiness 1. 2. 3."
"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"
"Why did the sick bird get deported? He was an ill eagle."
"Donald Trump's presidential campaign emerges victorious! title"
"Getting ready to ask my black friends what finna ax means."