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Joke of the Day
"Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did"
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"If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding: How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?"
"Why are all those people running? A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running?"
"A girl asked me if I was a good cook. ""Does Meth count?"" probably wasn't the answer she wanted."
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter."
"Relationships are like algebra You always look at your x and try to figure out y."
"Three types of people... There are three types of people in this world. Those who are odd, and those who literally can't even."
"When I search Canadian cats in Google... It just gives me a bunch of lynx."
"Two men walk into a bar Ouch"
"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"