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Joke of the Day
"Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did"
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"What's white and smells like black paint? White paint"
"You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seatbelt on"
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on chlamydia. The librarian says, ""You're girlfriend already has it, she said that she gave it to you."""
"It's so cold outside... I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple."
"If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?"
"I had a racist incident in my kitchen today.... The black bean soup started dissing the white cream sauce, I finally told them both to simmer down."
"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice? polar-oids"
"I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met."
"What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences."