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Joke of the Day
"When I search Canadian cats in Google... It just gives me a bunch of lynx."
Next Joke
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium"
"You really gotta hand it to short people.. Because they usually can't reach it anyways."
"Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work."
"Scott Walker is dropping out of the Presidential race. In a nationwide poll of likely voters nearly 98% responded to the news with, ""Who?"""
"Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?"
"(Shaq wakes up, steps in front of the green screen in his bedroom, knocks out 20-30 commercials, begins his day.)"
"I have been smoking weed for almost 13 years. Or about a baker's dozen."
"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."
"Tell me your best joke?"