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Joke of the Day
"Relationships are like algebra You always look at your x and try to figure out y."
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"Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat. Props to this guy at Disney"
"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people said ""Taxi!"""
"""I'll have to report you sir"" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. ""You were doing 85 miles an hour."" ""Nonsense officer"" declared the driver. ""I've only been in the car for ten minutes."""
"I think the most romantic thing a woman can do for a man on Valentine's Day is to have a vagina."
"If you're cold... Go stand in a corner. They're 90 degrees."
"Knock knock Help"
"Do you think Michael J Fox....? Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?"
"If you had ten minutes to list off all the best Mumford & Sons songs, what would you do with the extra 9 minutes and 55 seconds?"
"Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life."