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Joke of the Day
"A girl asked me if I was a good cook. ""Does Meth count?"" probably wasn't the answer she wanted."
Next Joke
"A guy walked into a bar... ouch"
"A man wanted me to engage in necrophilia... NSFW I told him to drop dead"
"What do you call a sweaty British Millionaire? All-quid."
"Q: What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? A: Spag-yeti."
"You know you're getting old when people say you look young..:)"
"Why are dogs such terrible dancers? They have two left feet."
"I plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so i'll know it's a match"
"why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs"
"What do white girls and web developers have in common? nobody ever compliments our back end :("