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Joke of the Day

"Two men walk into a bar Ouch"

"I viewed a house with period features My wife hates it when I call her that"

"Where do terrorists go for a drink? The Allahu Ak-Bar."

"I dont think anyone flushed the toilet because i dont need to hear all of your shit"

"What do you call it when two amoebas say hi? A micro-transaction."

"How do trees get on the internet? They log in."

"What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon? I still haven't caught any Pokemon."

"What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called ""herpes"" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts."

"Whenever I test drive a car and the Salesman decides to come along, I lock the doors lock eyes and say ""We ride together, we Die together."""

"Did you hear about the nudists that attempted to forcefully take over a local beach? It was roundly condemned as a case of naked aggression."