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Joke of the Day

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter."

"how can you drop a raw egg onto concrete floor without cracking it? Anyway you want, a concrete floor is very hard to Crack!"

"A Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, Native American, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were part of a parade that celebrated racial equality."

"I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit."

"What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!"

"Inside jokes are bitterly resented by the homeless."

"The guy who coined the phrase,""I'm not gettin any younger."" The guy he said it to then coined the phrase,""No shit, Sherlock."""

"I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say ""you're next"". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said ""you're next"

"You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, ""concentrate""."

"I'm working on organizing a circlejerk. It's coming together."