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Joke of the Day
"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"
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"Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup."
"Would you like something from my Easter basket? ""Sure!"" ""Here. Have some plastic grass."""
"My wife is a sex object I ask for sex, she objects"
"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."
"""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."""
"The philosopher says the glass is half empty, the optimist says the glass is half full.... The sjw says the glass is half-fluid."
"""Your password is weak"" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you"
"One of my legs is longer than the other. I've spent years trying to get it rectified... But I just end up going around in circles."
"Knock knock Who's there? A broken Pencil. A broken Pencil who? ..... Never mind its pointless"