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Joke of the Day

"Some people are just meant for each other. A sadist married a masochist. The masochist would say, ""Beat me!""... The sadist would say, ""...no"""

"What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman? Pls help."

"What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you? A Poltergeese!"

"Reverend have you been drinking? Just water, officer. Then why do I smell wine? Good Lord! He's done it again!!!"

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks this morning *Edit: Not my joke but haven't seen it here and thought it was funny :)*"

"What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants? Your mother."

"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"

"I think i'm bisexual... Every time I want sex I have to buy it."

"ME: [sees old friend with new wife] Hey congrats on the wedding! Where did you marry? HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her?"

"Why do doctor's offices take your blood pressure AFTER weighing you? Of course it's going to be high then."