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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you? A Poltergeese!"
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"Me: It actually takes light around 8 minutes to travel from the Sun to Earth. Her: Umm light is instant. Everyone knows that. Me: Go home."
"Editing a supercut of characters saying ""Don't go there!"" in movies because I can't figure out a way to contribute less to my fellow man."
"What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace? The best bang for your buck."
"I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet."
"What's one good thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"Whats the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years the job still sucks."
"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""
"You wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"
"What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move? The Neigh Neigh."