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Joke of the Day

"What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants? Your mother."

"I know that we don't all agree on our new president But at least the first lady is someone we can all get behind."

"What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z? Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!"

"what's the most common allergy among gay men? Heeeeeeyyyy fever."

"Just realized after two years that my boss is actually a grapefruit covered in ramen noodles with peanut eyes. Still very afraid of him."

"It's funny how one person can make you never trust anybody..."

"I'd like to explain what happened before the big bang Unfortunately there's no time"

"It's so weird to think that nothing before the invention of pics happened."

"A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How'd he do it? The horses name was Friday."

"ME: Hi I'd like to apply for a job as a contortionist ""When can you come in for an interview?"" ME: I'm flexible"