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Joke of the Day

"Why do doctor's offices take your blood pressure AFTER weighing you? Of course it's going to be high then."

"When does feminism stop? When the car breaks down."

"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."

"Why do you love your baby so much. You've only known it for like 4 weeks."

"Good punctuation is the difference between... Helping your friend, jack, off a horse, -or- helping your friend jack off a horse..."

"I saw a viral video today. It taught me a lot about STDs."

"T-Rex probably died from the spread of disease since he couldn't use the soap dispensers without smashing his face into the mirror."

"What was the executioner's favorite shampoo? Head and shoulders."

"What does a gay guy call a sausage fest? Feeding Frenzy."

"I could solve the energy crisis if there was a way to harness the power of how precisely wrong the airport security line I always pick is."