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Joke of the Day
"Why are powerpuff girls sad? [Nsfw] Because they neither have boyfriends nor fingers"
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"What do you call it when plants bang? Floral sex."
"So I heard most people who use tinder don't have much furniture in their bedrooms... ...most have one night stand"
"How do you keep a jack ass in suspense? Sorry, someone just knocked on my door. I will have to submit the answer tomorrow."
"What's the difference between an M&M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt."
"OWNER: The museum's ready? ME: All the artichokes are in place OWNER: Ha, you mean artifacts [I slam the door shut] ME: U cannot go in there"
"Wanna know the difference between a street performer and a hobo? The age"
"UVA did something King James couldn't do.... Brought a championship to the Cavaliers!"
"The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be... 'AFKBRB'"
"Where did Napoleon Bonaparte keep his armies? In his sleevies."