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Joke of the Day
"Say what you will about pedophiles... ...but they do slow down in school zones!"
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"I believe hell approves of this joke How do you circumcise a catholic priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin."
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"Door says push.. I pull.. If it says pull I push.. I'm ether a hardcore Rebel or I need glasses..."
"I wish my lawn was emo Then it would cut itself."
"mom: why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me: he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom: (._. ) me: I'm just kidding call the cops"
"when you drink too much, you may get whiskey dick. a less well known concern is when you use painkillers, however, and you get poppy-cock"
"Donald Trump is one of those people you would never let be the banker in a Monopoly game"
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"I like my women like I like my isotopes. Stable."