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Joke of the Day

"I believe hell approves of this joke How do you circumcise a catholic priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin."

"What are poofists ? If you ask toilet attendant why he/she haven't made more of their life. you get punched into your face by poofists."

"PLEASE LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE, in the woods, surrounded by a pack of wolves."

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world? Send."

"[doorbell] 4: *opens door Hi, is your mom home? 4: she's in the tower mom: whispers from behind door ""no no no it's SHOWER not tower!"""

"A baguette up the butt is a real pain in the ass."

"I was feeling depressed, then saw a guy with one arm and thought ""oh man, I could be getting so much more sympathy if I was missing an arm!"""

"Waiter waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?"

"My first time having sex... was like my first time riding a bike, with my dad holding me from behind"