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Joke of the Day

"What type of condom does Spock use? Vulcanized rubber!"

"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation."

"My first time having sex was a lot like my first high-school football game. I was bruised and bloody in the end but at least my dad came."

"The bright side of getting attacked by a Cyclops is only having to use half the pepper spray."

"Lawyers are safe company to have for girls. They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own."

"Anyone know how long we are supposed to ""Shake It Off""? Taylor never specified and frankly I'm exhausted!"

"Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China"

"I still use my laptop to tweet. Also, I ride my horse through the shire to get to the blacksmith."

"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come home from camp."

"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own ""Don't Feed the Animals"" rule."