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Joke of the Day
"I wish my lawn was emo Then it would cut itself."
Next Joke
"Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"I like my men like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee."
"Her: I like your hair. Did you get it cut? Me: I washed it Her: but it looks really different Me: yeah I used water this time"
"When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron."
"I don't know if I should go after that ghost or not. ~Drunk Pac-Man"
"In a doggy style gang bang, do you call the woman ""dogging station""?"
"When I die My only wish is that I die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling for help like the passengers in his car."
"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto . . hahah . . . fuck"
"People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I'm stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence."