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Joke of the Day
"I wish my lawn was emo Then it would cut itself."
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"Four gay men walk into a bar and there's only one available stool. What do they do? Flip the stool over."
"What's your favorite city in China? Taiwan"
"Knock knock Who's there? The pilot, let me in."
"""So You Think You Can Keep Your Stupid Talent to Yourself and Stop Bothering People?"" would be a show I'd watch."
"How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father. Edit: it's just a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog."
"Peter Dinklage is a Star! He is a White Dwarf."
"A Black Widow joke Q: How do you kill a Black Widow? A: You take away her food stamps Was told his one at a family reunion, don't know how old but thought it was funny as hell!"
"""It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game."" -Losers"