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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my isotopes. Stable."

"Of all the millions of candidates in history, it figures that Hitler would be the one to keep his campaign promises."

"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tyred. Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom."

"What does a preverted frog say? Rubbit."

"Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"God's recreational activity is to destroy the whole universe and create it again."

"The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch."

"How does a train eat? They Chew-Chew."

"What did the tomato say to the ear of corn? Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate."

"Hey thanks to whoever told me that Cubby Broccoli invented broccoli, I just looked like a real dipshit in front of my parents"