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Joke of the Day

"Door says push.. I pull.. If it says pull I push.. I'm ether a hardcore Rebel or I need glasses..."

"What type of web developer likes finding bugs Spiders"

"What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand? A community centre"

"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange. I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch."

"when is it OK to spit a mexican woman in the face? when her stache is on fire!"

"A Bartender Says, ""We Don't Serve Time Travelers"" A time traveler enters the bar."

"My hard driving, asshole boss just quit the company, he announced he's moving to Taiwan! apparently he has a Taipei personality ... Sorry for the Taipo - /u/damn_wiston"

"The ironic thing about the original Scooby Doo adventures was that the only real supernatural phenomena they encountered was a TALKING DOG."

"I'm trying to get on your good side, but I haven't found it yet."

"This popped into my head when I was half asleep. Figured I'd share. What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot? Her glitterus"