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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is one of those people you would never let be the banker in a Monopoly game"

"What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !"

"Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up? They needed some space."

"A Lima bean and a kidney bean walk into a bar. The kidney bean shouts, ""Hey! I'm a bean!"" Then the lima bean replied, ""NO! Lima bean!"""

"Did you hear that HIV isn't spread by a virus? Yeah, it's spread by a fun guy"

"Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,"

"I wonder what my future wife is doing right now.. Hopefully modeling."

"Ferguson? What about Fergdudaughter? Must have Asian parents."

"Some people around here retweet like it's coming out of their booze allowance."

"My mom keeps asking questions like 'When you gonna be famous?' I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'"