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Joke of the Day
"I told a blonde joke She didn't get it."
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"What's the difference between Here and There? When you're right the whole room shouts ""Here, here!"" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says ""There, there."""
"What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses? There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!"
"Why did Wolverine stop checking his e-mail? He kept forgetting his Logan and password."
"December 1 is the biggest day in the plumbing business as millions of ill-prepared men shave their mustaches over a sink"
"Jeff is here! ""Jeff from work or Jeff the guy who announces his arrival anytime he enters a room"" Jeff is here!"
"If you see someone over the age of 9 wearing sweatpants, pull them aside & say ""Friend, you're wearing sweatpants."" They might not know."
"You can always tell a guy masturbates a lot, by his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring."
"Did you hear about the writer who brought peace to the Middle East? He had a way with Kurds."
"Brown and sticky Whats Brown and sticky? A Stick"