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Joke of the Day

"when you drink too much, you may get whiskey dick. a less well known concern is when you use painkillers, however, and you get poppy-cock"

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"

"You know what they say about fast typers?[OC] They can make a girl qwert Credit: sumkid (Maria) and I"

"Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today"

"My (black) coworkers informed me that black people can't get lice? ""You know what else they can't get? Good jobs."" I received a write-up :("

"Black and White Black is a Color, White is a Color. They why Black and White TV is not a Color TV???"

"I found a message in a bottle. It said: ""The girl at the end of the bar is a lot hotter than she was 2 hours ago."""

"If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed? Four counts of defacing a national monument."

"Gay Marriage Licenses So, 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister."

"What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper."