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Joke of the Day
"Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King? He couldnt Mufasa enough."
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"A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts... The shrink says, ""Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs."
"Breaking News: horse in barn has emergency operation... Update: do not worry, he is in a stable condition."
"I was the kid your mom made you invite to your birthday party who then started crying and had to be picked up early."
"Got an MRI. Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won ""best kidneys"" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again"
"You know you're hung over when people recognize you but they think you're E.T."
"Hillary Joke Hillary's campaign manager asks Hillary: - What do you like more, New Year's or sex? - New Year's - Why? - It happens more often"
"What personal space? My dog"
"Will you marry me? Will you marry me = a marriage proposal Will, you, Marry, me = a foursome proposal"