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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Joke Hillary's campaign manager asks Hillary: - What do you like more, New Year's or sex? - New Year's - Why? - It happens more often"

"What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!"

"Saw two bums in the street going at it with cardboxes boxes... Pillow fight!"

"Why is Trump like a man with a tuber fetish? He wants to put the Dick back in Tater."

"Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way."

"I think I'm just going to date procrastination... It just makes sense, it's been fucking me every day since high school."

"I wonder if Radio Shack ever thinks about changing the name, you know now that it's 2011 and all."

"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"

"How many blondes does it take to make a great joke? Yes."

"One man asks another, ""What's the best thing about 28 year olds?"" ""There's twenty of them,"" replies the pedophile"