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Joke of the Day
"What personal space? My dog"
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"if accidentally consumed consult a doctor immediately, phew good thing i did it on purpose"
"What do you call a straight Godzilla fan? Hedorahsexual"
"Why do stoners spend so much money? because they're high rollers"
"[dog park] Go get it, boy! *dog returns with silver watch, silver bracelet & silver necklace* Ugh, you're the worst golden retriever ever"
"Social media allows me to review all my mistakes in chronological order...with pictures."
"What do you get when you cross a onion and a donkey? A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye"
"A radio wave walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman says, ""here you go, but why the long phase?"""
"Son: ""Hey, Dad! Can I have $20 for a blow job?"" Dad: ""I don't know, son. Are you any good?"""
"What does Melania call it when Donald takes Viagra? A rigged erection."