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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts... The shrink says, ""Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"what do you call a baby donkey in spanish? a burrito."

"What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not three because my basement is still dark."

"How to get a divorce Wife: Honey, how do I look? Husband: Like a.. Well, great! Wife: Good great or bad great? Husband: Overflowing sewer grate."

"What do you call optimistic lube? Lubrican"

"After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I'm like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle."

"A man walks into a zoo. All he sees is a dog. What kind of zoo is it? A shit-zoo."

"I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board... I thought, I'll give it a Go."

"You know you were a fat baby.., When the doctor had to get the jaws of life to remove you from your mother."