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Joke of the Day

"Will you marry me? Will you marry me = a marriage proposal Will, you, Marry, me = a foursome proposal"

"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"

"I've been busy. What are we unnecessarily outraged about now?"

"I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts."

"The difference between reddit and college is ... You get a piece of paper at the end of college."

"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"

"GUY POSING FOR THE SCREAM PAINTING: Are you done? Let me see EDVARD MUNCH: You look great GUY: Let me see EDVARD MUNCH: No"

"Why, in the United States, do we not have the letter ""u"" in words like ""favourite"" and ""colour""? Because fuck u and no one likes u, that's why."

"I just watched two mice screwing in a lightbulb But for the life of me, I can't figure out how they got in there."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p"