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Joke of the Day

"Will you marry me? Will you marry me = a marriage proposal Will, you, Marry, me = a foursome proposal"

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"TV repair man..."
"What is your greatest America joke? Everyone's got mexican, Jewish, and Islamic jokes. I wanna hear the one's bashing America."
"Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
"McDonalds will always have a place in my heart."
"Why don't women need watches? There's a clock on the stove."
"Some schools are banning Santa so they don't offend non-Christian students. That sucks, because Santa is my favorite part of the Bible."
"Why don't black people lay in the sun? ...because it's 92.96 million miles away."
"A lot of beautiful women have told me that I am a looker... and that I should stop."
"Why are bananas so popular? Because they have appeal"
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