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Joke of the Day

"Breaking News: horse in barn has emergency operation... Update: do not worry, he is in a stable condition."

"I just want to be fit enough to reach into my glove compartment, without crying."

"What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect? ""Stop. Police."""

"The best way to prepare for Motherhood is to put Dora on TV for 9 months, set your alarm for every 45 minutes and throw food on your floors."

"What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."

"More tattoo artists really just need to say ""No, I'm not doing that."""

"If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is."

"COMMERCIAL: [a man is having his bloody infected foot amputated] Narrator: SHOES"

"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"

"Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!"