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Joke of the Day
"You know you're hung over when people recognize you but they think you're E.T."
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"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey - that's pretty cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Detroit."""