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Joke of the Day

"Difference between gipsy and a pizza The pizza can feed a family of four"

"Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today Guess I should've prepared whey in advance"

"When you are dying... Make sure your final words fit on a tombst"

"Do you remember that time you met Bill Cosby? No? Add another one to the list!"

"In 20 years, I bet there's going to be a college course called eye contact."

"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around. I actually felt like I was on the voice."

"What do Dicks and School have in common There both long and hard unless you are Asian"

"How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !"

"""Damnit!"" -a burglar, discovering yet another drawer filled with dead batteries, take-out menus, and pen caps."

"Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends? Because he was grounded."