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Joke of the Day
"Give a man a jacket He'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket he won't leave the house."
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"I passed out drunk at a party and I woke up to some random dude blowing me.... I yell at him angrily ""As soon as you're finished, I'm kicking your ass!"""
"The movie spoiler you won't be able to avoid this Xmas! It turns out Alvin is Theodore's FATHER!"
"How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait two hours. Lay becomes past tense."
"Have you seen the one about the idiots with bad jokes? Yep, Reddit."
"How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread? He felt pain."
"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."
"Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters."
"A Priest and a Rabbi walk in a bar... and they say to each other ""what is this, a joke?"""
"Me: You want to watch a horror movie for Halloween? Dog: Sure, put it on Me: *turns on Dyson vacuum infomercial*"