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Joke of the Day
"What do Dicks and School have in common There both long and hard unless you are Asian"
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"What do you call the Flintstones if they're black? Niggers."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !"
"What do physics majors do when they hit the club? They torque it.."
"""We run a tight ship"" barked the captain, his shoulders barely getting thru the doorway ""Real tight."" he turns sideways to fit down the hall"
"A good way to know if your girlfriend is a lizard is if she eats a bunch of crickets or small birds"
"""Women don't like me, idk why?"" ""Maybe it's because they sense you're a psycho who will decapitate their cat?"" ""No, that can't be it."""
"Today I nearly met my end!...it was in a yoga class."
"What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose? Nobody knows!"
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands. That joke never grows old!"