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Joke of the Day
"How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !"
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"Q: Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb? A: He couldn't part with it."
"I don't always eat breakfast in my underwear but when I do, I get escorted out of Waffle House."
"Two Sausages are Frying in a Pan... ...And one of them says to the other, 'Fuck me, it's hot in here!', to which the other replies 'FUCK ME, *A TALKIN' SAUSAGE!!!*'"
"Why did Dave Mirra cross the road? To go to the Gun Store!!"
"Fastest Bolt at the Olympics? Was it Usain Bolt or Ryan Lochte's ride to the airport?"
"Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he doesn't have a brain"
"How do you find will smith in a blizzard? Look for fresh prince"
"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle."
"How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well? She was shouting for help."