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Joke of the Day
"Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today Guess I should've prepared whey in advance"
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"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection? Hi Ping"
"Jay-Z has vowed to never use the word ""bitch"" again I guess he has 100 problems now."
"What's a joke? My life..."
"How do mussels reproduce? They shuck eachother."
"Dance like the picture's not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Tweet like no one's following."
"There are always two ways to look at things. I prefer to look at them my way."
"Did you hear about Prince? He died."
"I put more effort into making it look like I'm doing my job than I do doing my actual job."
"What do you call a deer with no eye? GoodMorning! NO IDEAR!"