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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends? Because he was grounded."
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"What is black Jesus' favorite fruit? Wine-er-melon"
"Putin persecutes homosexuals in his own country... ...then goes and enters another country through the back door? Very mixed messages from Russia."
"What's the difference between a Youtuber and a hooker? Both are getting fucked, but the hooker's still getting paid."
"What's another nickname for Donald Trump? ##The Annoying Orange."
"Cosmetology school was a real letdown. Anyone wanna buy a spacesuit?"
"I was asked to come up with a list of 10 sexual innuendo... But I accidentally came up with 11, so I had to rub one out."
"what's the worst thing about eating your veggies? Getting them out of the wheel chair......"
"A silly little joke I just made up about schizophrenia Person 1: I'm not schizophrenic! Person 2: I never said you were. Person 1: Oh, sorry, I guess I must be hearing things."
"I was trying to think of a joke about leprechauns... ...but I lucked out"