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Joke of the Day
"Do you remember that time you met Bill Cosby? No? Add another one to the list!"
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"Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why are you thirsty? Diner: No I want to see if my neck leaks."
"I heard the camera adds 10 pounds. Don't eat cameras."
"Sad news about the Michelin Man.. He's retyred.."
"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a pit bull? The pit bull will eventually let go."
"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."
"When does CPR become necrophilia? When you are both stiff"
"What do hostages eat? #ThingsYouDontAskAlexa"
"Explaining a fountain to a 3rd world country must be weird. 'Yeah we just shoot clean water into the air and throw our extra money into it'."
"I never shower. No hobo."