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Joke of the Day
"If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump"
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"What do you get when you mix free running with golf? Parfour Sorry"
"What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? Kill-joy"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? His wife is dead."
"Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not"
"Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors? Because they all shot pilots."
"The buildup of carbon emissions in the atmosphere is a great icebreaker."
"A boy has a stunning realization and confronts his mother Boy: Mum! Why am I black and you're white? Mum: Considering all the crazy shit I've done years ago, you should be glad you aren't barking"
"*eats half a pan of brownies while making salad for dinner*"
"What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee."