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Joke of the Day
"The buildup of carbon emissions in the atmosphere is a great icebreaker."
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"She sells sea shells on the: A) Shore B) Shore C) Shore D) Shore"
"I have two major flaws: 1. I'm very redundant 2. I tend to repeat myself"
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"You say tomato. I say tomato. Our eyes meet. We've decided on the perfect name for our baby"
"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a woman with a penis showed up."
"Knock Knock! ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11, who?..."" I thought you said you'd never forget!"
"What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven? A hot cross bun."
"How many feet are in a yard? Depends on how many people are standing in it."
"what do anal sex and vegetables have in common? you enjoy both more as an adult if they arent forced on you as a child."