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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee."
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"What is the most searched porn on the ginger-bread man's computer? Crumbshots"
"[phone rings in 1984] ""Eric get the phone"" Hello? ""Tell em I'm not home."" She's not home. ""Ask who it is."" My mom wants to know who this is."
"[courtroom, on witness stand] Prosecuting attny: If you think she's poisoning you, why did you eat it? Me: It was pizza [jury nods, murmurs]"
"Idea: An animated sitcom where the characters age and change clothes."
"What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale."
"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"
"Can't believe my neighbors don't have any rum. How am I supposed to enjoy their hot tub while they're on vacation?"
"I don't have any white friends, so I guess you could call me... crackalackin"
"How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb? none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out."