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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee."
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"A Higgs boson walks into a church... The priest says, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here."" The Higgs boson replies, ""But without me, how can you have mass?"""
"why does snoop need an umbrella? for the drizzle."
"I wanted to make a porno with a ghost.... But he only did boo-kake"
"Just slammed 12 wheatgrass shots now everyone at Whole Foods is trying to take my keys"
"A hiring manager had a stack of resumes, took half, and threw them in the trash... Coworker asks, ""what are you doing!?!"" HR Manager said, ""I don't like to hire unlucky people."""
"The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone"
"No I don't hate my boss. It's just that I wish his toilet paper was sand paper."
"A freind of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land-mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof."
"two snakes in the desert Two snakes are crossing the desert. After a while one says to the other: Slow down, lets rest, i cant feel my feet."