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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? His wife is dead."
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"How do Soviet prison mates greet each other? Gulag to you too."
"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."
"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying them around"
"what was was the last thing that went through the fly's mind when he hit the windshield? His butt"
"What does a baby computer call its father? Data"
"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree might kill you? A pool table."
"""McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast"" In unrelated news toilet paper stocks have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work."
"What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !"
"Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor"