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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? Kill-joy"

"What kind of rice puts you to sleep? Ray Rice"

"What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad? Two letters."

"You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name. ""Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left"" ""Recalculating, Bobcat, you're going rogue."""

"Why did hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill"

"Why are african americans so good at sports? Because of hard work and dedication."

"FB makes HS reunions awkward. Hey, I haven't seen you 20 years. So how was that nap you took this afternoon?"

"On Mondays I like to reply to all my bosses emails with 'unsubscribe'"

"""What's that?"" - My new boss. He's very deciduous"" ""Decisive?"" - Nope. I carved him from a potted tree. *squirrel peeks out of his mouth*"

"A guy named Charles lived in a foreign country for many many years. When he came back, everyone started calling him ""Harles"". Why? Because long time, no c.."