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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix free running with golf? Parfour Sorry"
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"What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper? Nothing. He just grit his teeth."
"No, no, I didn't need to talk to a customer service representative, thanks. I just wanted to hear some terrible music."
"I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her Turns out she was a gold digger."
"Want to know what I know about dwarves? Very little. Heard from a friend. It's awful, I know."
"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"
"The company that makes the Opera browser have asked Sir Patrick Stewart to redesign their logo They want him to make its O."
"My roommate said I might be schizophrenic. But what does he know I don't even have a roommate."
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
"It's only an overdose if you're dead."