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Joke of the Day
"Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not"
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"Beautiful women following me on Twitter is screwing up my perception of who will talk to me in RL. A trip to Walmart should fix that."
"Hello darkness my old friend, I fell and broke the lamp again"
"Larry Page's note to himself when wife mentions she wants motorola, she means phone."
"What do Gay men have in the morning? Sticky Buns! ;D"
"People tell me filling animals with helium is bad.. But i say whatever floats your goat."
"My mate Dave's just got back from his third tour of Afghanistan. Hardest bloody bus driver I know."
"Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors? You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah."
"When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdRiM_BPbQ8"
"[Girl takes off her clothes] ""You have had sex before right?"" [Me, in a suit of armor & holding a cauliflower] ... ""no actually"""