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Joke of the Day
"Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors? Because they all shot pilots."
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"Oh you love your mom's cooking? Name 4 of her dishes."
"Mary on Facebook says this generation is way to reliant on technology... She then sent me 7 Candy Crush invites"
"I've got one for you. Game of War. Hardcore? Maybe if you're my mom."
"What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers? The Salivation Army."
"Brown Bell What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duuunnnggg"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... Suddenly she realises that some asshole has her pen."
"Can't wait to say ""I haven't seen you since last year!"" to everyone I see next week. I'm a very popular person with thousands of friends."
"Getting asked 'you want a fork' by a hot Chinese waitress is misleading as fork to my american ears"
"How do you tell if Donald Trump is in your house? I sas Donald Trump today in my house, he had a gun."