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Joke of the Day
"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."
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"How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins? Head to head race"
"What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter!"
"I have Alzheimer's disease. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's disease!"
"That redheaded snowboarder is pretty good, but he could be even better if he did some of his wacky prop comedy on the slopes."
"Actually Jennifer, diamonds are a girls best friend, so technically I slept with your second best friend"
"What does earth say to the other planets? You have no life"
"Kids are like tornadoes They're neat to watch but you can't help but be scared when they head for your house"
"I, too, am shocked Ted Cruz has had sex. I just assumed his kids were born when he ate after midnight and got wet like in the movie Gremlins"
"A husband says to his wife, ""What would you do if I won Lotto?"" She says, ""I'd take half, then leave you."" ""Excellent,"" he replies, ""I won $12, here's $6 - now fuck off!"""