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Joke of the Day
"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."
Next Joke
"What do you call someone with one arm and no legs? Names"
"You tell me to get off my high horse? Why dont you tell the damn horse to stop getting high all the time.. His drug problem isn't my problem"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."
"Why did Brazil lose the World Cup? Weak back."
"What word that begins with ""N"" and ends with ""R"" do you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"
"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"
"Nobody is as conflicted as a Jewish zombie about to eat Kevin Bacon."
"2 cats are trying to cross a river... The first cat is named ""One Two Three"", and the second cat is named ""Un Deux Trois"". Only 1 survives, which one? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank."
"Drank the liquid from my Magic 8 Ball and now I can predict the future with even less accuracy than I could before."