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Joke of the Day

"Kids are like tornadoes They're neat to watch but you can't help but be scared when they head for your house"

"Q: What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? A: One sells watches and the other watches cells."

"If you guys don't hear from your sexy lady friend TC today it's because he's spending Father's Day with his family."

"I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?"

"Two snowmen are standing next to each other in a field when one looks over to the other and asks: ""Do you smell carrots?"""

"What makes a feminist prostitute angry? She gets payed less than the transsexual prostitute."

"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out!"

"I cant English good? I prefer to speaking to writing on paper so that my grammar isn't as tearable."

"What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble? A buble!"

"One man including myself thinks I am funny. I came up with this a minute ago."